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Woody. If you don't recognize the snazzy toy cowboy doll then you've probably been living in the dusty, dark corner under Sid's bed, among the forgotten toys.

Who doesn't know Woody?!

Woody, who said "That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!"

Woody, who's banter with Buzz Lightyear will go down in cartoon history.

Woody. Everyone's favorite sheriff.

Can you imagine a Toy Story movie without Woody? What if instead of a cowboy sheriff, Pixar/Disney had decided to make Woody in to a pirate? What would he be called - Woody Leg? Wooden? Think Cap'n Jack Sparrow in a miniature version, same attitude but less rum.

Instead of: "Listen, Lightsnack, you stay away from Andy. He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me." He'd say: "Arrgh, Lightsnack, ye scurvy dog. Ye stay away from me mate Andy. He be mine, and ye won't be takin' 'em away from me."

"What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?" would become "Ahoy, what chance do a pirate like me 'ave against a Buzz Lightyear action figure? Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!"

"Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!" would translate to "Arggh, wait just a bloody minute, Me just lit a rocket... Rockets explode, argh!"

"There's a snake in my boot!" would take on a whole new meaning...."Thar's a termite in my peg leg!"

The idea of changing Woody's character to a pirate is actually pretty entertaining. The possibilities are endless! But since Woody is such a likable character ... I'm glad he's who he is.

There's only one Woody. Substitutions not accepted.